What happened to John Carpenter? He was, and still is due to his legacy, one of the greatest directors the horror genre has ever known. If you look back at his body of work, it is impossible to ignore this highly skilled filmmaker’s importance to genre cinema in general.
Carpenter has made such wonderful movies as ‘Assault on Precinct 13’ (1976), ‘Halloween’ (1978), The Fog (1980), and his last great film was 1982’s ‘The Thing’. There is also of course a delightful array of treasured little gems throughout his filmography: ‘Dark Star’ (1974), ‘Escape from New York’ (1981), ‘Christine’ (1983), ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ (1986), ‘Prince of Darkness’ (1987), ‘They Live’ (1988), and ‘In the Mouth of Madness’ (1995). With that exception of his last good movie there in ‘95, come the 90s showed a creative stagnation in the director’s output. This ranged from such mediocre efforts as ‘Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992), ‘Escape from L.A.’ (1996), and ‘Vampires’ (1998), to the just down right stinky with his ill-conceived remake of ‘Village of the Damned’ (1995), and the terrible rehash of ‘Precinct 13’ in space with ‘Ghosts of Mars’ (2001).
Burnt out with his enthusiasm for filmmaking at an all-time low, due to his bad experiences with that last production, John Carpenter decided to leave Hollywood for good, and with that, it looked as if my hopes of one of my heroes ever making at least one more decent movie again had vanished. That was until Mick Garris assembled some of the finest horror auteurs of all time to contribute episodes to the horror anthology TV series, ‘Masters of Horror’. Coaxed back into the director’s chair for the show’s first season, Carpenter delivered some of his finest work in years in 2005 with ‘Cigarette Burns’; a disturbing, nightmarish, and surreal journey into the world of film buffs. He followed it up the next year with the hugely enjoyable ‘Pro-Life’. It seemed that John Carpenter’s time away had refreshed his skills, and therefore, with his passion for cinema seemingly restored, and after a string of on and off projects, the director has finally returned to the big screen this year with 2010’s much delayed ‘The Ward’. Unfortunately, It pains me to say that the news is far from good.
Fast becoming a scream queen genre vet, and one of the few bright spots in this mundane movie, the very capable and strong Amber Heard plays Kristen, who after being found by police wandering alone in the woods of Oregon in 1966, and is caught burning down a house, she is admitted to the local metal institution. She has no memory of who she is. There, placed in a group with four other troubled young women, under the care of the suspicious Dr. Stringer (a sleepy phoned in performance from Jared Harris), soon after arriving she starts seeing at night another young women wandering the corridors. With her ghastly-decomposed visage, and killing off the group one by one, and what with the sinister revelation of former patients going missing, it becomes apparent to Kristen that something supernaturally evil is going on. After failing to convince the staff, she decides to see to it herself.
From this synopsis you can already tell how hackneyed the script is; Michael and Shawn Rasmussen’s screenplay is desperate, clichéd ridden, and unfocused. It is an uneven hybrid of J-horror plot, money shot torture death scenes, and psychological thriller with a M. Night Shyamalan style twist ending. ‘The Ward’ cannot decide what sub-genre of horror it belongs to; we have a vengeful ghost story, but the kills are slasher physical, and it delves into psychological terror using all the conventions we would expect from an asylum set thriller; electro shock treatments, experimental drugs, the stock horrible head matron and orderlies, etc. There are no surprises here whatsoever! The characterization of the other girls is blander than bland as well; extremely annoying supporting characters that we could just not care less for, coming straight from the stereotypical mental health cookie-cutting machine. Only Heard stands out with her acting abilities, making the best of what she has to work with.
Only a director of John Carpenter’s calibre could make something interesting out of this lazy writing, but he does not! If you are expecting the creative skills of his very fine early work being on display here, then it is kept to the bare minimum; the director employs little innovation, instead opting to do it by the numbers – this is flat filmmaking. This does not feel like a Carpenter film for the most part, lacking most of his trademark auteur stamps, with an absence of the lovely visuals and sounds that define the director’s work. It looks and feels mostly like a TV movie of the week with largely bad cinematography (no Panavision for the first time ever!) and some very lousy lighting. The only resemblance of his glory days can be seen very early on in the film. While failing to capitalize upon the setting of the asylum, lacking the claustrophobic atmosphere of ‘Assault on Precinct 13’ and ‘Prince of Darkness’ with their similar settings, in the opening of the movie at least we do see his unique way of framing scenes that we have all come to love, with odd angles used for these interior shots. The musical score, although not John Carpenter’s himself, Mark Killian does manage to replicate the composer’s style with bombastic jolts and low bass beats.
John Carpenter does manage to pull off some mildly effective jumps scares, while all along building some suspenseful tension, but the murder set-pieces are executed with rhythm-less execution. Although, Howard Berger and Greg Nictotero do provide some descent gore effects, and the special make-up of the ghost girl killer is suitably hideous. The Shyamalan esquire twist feels very forced, revealed so clumsily with heavy-handed exposition aided by a montage of flashbacks, spelling it out for us as if were a load of idiots for not getting it throughout the already very linear narrative; rather than shocking you it will leave you very annoyed. An engaging film this is not.
“An old school horror movie, made by an old school director”, so said Carpenter on ‘The Ward’. Well, I would not have a problem with that, John, if it were made with the enthusiasm and passion that seemed to have returned to this old school director with your ‘Masters of Horror’ outings, instead of knocking out some hack job between sessions of watching NBA in your on-set trailer. Not only that, but thanks to the shoddy script, the film applies too much modern Asian ghost like elements, slasher and so called “torture porn” like scenes of gory violence, and fails hard by insulting the audience’s intelligence with the psychological aspects – to be just an “old school horror movie”.
So there you have it, yet another new severely disappointing offering from the much-loved director of such great films early in his career. My only hope is that this was just John Carpenter’s way of getting his foot back into Hollywood’s door, and that his next project will be the real deal – written by himself, directed with the creative flair of his first fifteen years heyday, and featuring one of his own very unique musical scores. It is just so tragically sad to see one of the all-time greats of genre cinema got to waste like this, and he deserves to do much better with his considerably huge talents as a writer, director, and composer. ‘The Ward’ (2010) is just boring and uninspired tripe, and not even passable entertainment for guilty pleasure kicks – no replay value at all!. Best avoided.
Dave J. Wilson
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