However The Blair Witch didn’t fly right over my head because “I lack imagination”; it just bored the piss out of me because it was essentially nothing happening except idiot protagonists getting lost in the woods. Also these idiot student filmmakers were unlikable protagonists as any sods you’ll find in the most by-the-numbers slasher B-movie crap. It’s the pet rock of overhyped horror wannabe classics.

Thanks for the comment, but by that logic, I shouldn’t be able to watch a Jason movie without enlisting a ‘real-life’ knife wielding maniac to chase me around first.

Yes, yes, in your mind the monster you come up with is always scarier. Tsk. Tsk. But to that end, wouldn’t actually getting lost in the woods be a much more chilling experience than watching a bunch of snot-nosed pukes whine on shaky cam? Yes, I believe it would. So, word of advice, skip this and just have some balls and get lost in the deep dark woods instead. That would actually be unnerving and not just plain nauseating or migraine-inducing like faux shaky cam bullshit, which by the way along with deceptive viral marketing is as much of a bullshit cop out gimmick as cartoonish CGI.